There’s someone in my life who…
What if I had a series of blogs that all began with that? For example:
There’s someone in my life who has a boyfriend who doesn’t deserve her, but she thinks he does, but I think she’s wrong.
Would that be creepy? Would it be insulting? Or presumptuous? Because I don’t want to hurt feelings…but then again, if I’m not revealing any names, no one will know. Except for the people who think it’s them. And let’s be honest…just about any girl could read that statement and think, “Is she writing about me?” And the worst part is, if you think think that thought then it probably does apply to you whether I know you or not, which means that you should dump him or at least reevaluate your commitment level.
On that note, I dreamt of an ex last night. Not in a sexual way or anything. Well…I mean…he wanted to hook up with me. But I declined. As it turned out he was completely high and drunk off his ass, which wasn’t helping his dream-image. He asked me why not and I thought for a minute. Then I told him, “because I don’t want that to be the sum of my worth.” And he looked back at me earnestly and said, “I like that.”
I can see how that would be a really profound line for someone high in a dream, but looking back on it, it didn’t even really make sense. what the bejeesers is the sum of someone’s worth anyway? That’s just silly. But apparently, he liked it.